Whether we like to admit it or not, we all have a go-to Christmas film, one that either makes us remember the little kid in us during the festive season or makes us look around and appreciate the lives we have now. As old classics crop up year after year and new Christmas hits start to emerge, we think that your favourite Christmas film tells us a lot about your personality.
So, in the Blueprint’s festive foray into doing our best Buzzfeed impression, here’s what we think your favourite Christmas films say about you!
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Carol
You are a gay cinephile and you love looking out of car windows when it’s raining/snowing.
Die Hard
You’re Jake Peralta.
Elf
Adult life is hard & you long for a gleeful, childlike escape.
Gremlins
You’re a rogue cool guy, with genuine good taste in the niche.
The Grinch
You are a little cynical but you still have space in your heart for Christmas.
The Holiday
You’re a big romantic, who connected with this film after a breakup.
Home Alone
You’re strong-willed, self-sufficient, and full of mischief. But we won’t tell anyone if you cover your eyes during the parts with the tarantula.
It’s a Wonderful Life
You don’t care about fuss and bother, because in your heart of hearts, you just care about what’s beautiful in life.
Jack Frost
When did your dad leave?
Klaus
Christmas is all about a big cry for you, in the most beautiful way.
Love, Actually
You’re deranged but in a very fun way.
A Muppets Christmas Carol
You’re so undeniably the strong, reliable and beating heart of your peers that you can let loose and be silly.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
You’re the kind of person to celebrate Halloween all year round. For you, Christmas is just a Halloween hangover.
The Polar Express
You refuse to move on from things you liked as a kid. You might also be a serial killer.
The Santa Clause
You like your fun but you also like your order – a contractually obligated Christmas is your ideal.
Scrooged
Oh you think you’re soooo different. We get it, you’re the cynical guy! Big whoop.
Violent Night
You’re horny for Santa. Seek help. (Actually don’t, live your truth! Love, Jamie)
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These are but a few of the beloved Christmas films that people mention year after year – if your favourite is one of the others, you’re probably too cool to be accurately psychoanalysed by a silly festive post like this. And if your favourite was here, did we get it right? We know we did.
Merry Christmas to everyone from us at The Blueprint, we hope you have a lovely holiday and we will see you in 2024 for more chaos and fun from us.
Funny, judgmental and glib.
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